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My teacher assigned us homework this morning and this is what it says please explain it to me.

(just take the points and have a good halloween or whatever)

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.